anakronphobia – (n.) the fear of living anywhere other than Akron, Ohio
babelnym – (n.) a word that does not have any precise or direct meaning other than in its language of origin
like – (adv.) the linguistic equivalent of raisins in baked goods; i.e. discourse particle
porange – (n.) a petite orange
scatagories – (n.) a classification system devised for cataloging varieties of fecal matter
scuttlebutt – (v.) that thing your dog keeps doing on the good carpet
sthlee – (n.) spittle collected in reservoirs at the corners of one’s mouth